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deducingbucky:

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

what the fuck

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thedeedledee:

bloominrose:

kateordie:

Oh god I feel this so hard

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OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS

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iamtonysexual:

twerktastic:

whenever someone offers you money say ¥€$

"hey man do you need a few bucks for lunch money?"

"YENEURODOLLAR"

"whoa jesus calm down my dude just take it"

Chat 30 Aug 223,566 notes
  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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notanotherteenwolfpodcast:

serlorastyrel:

god if i had time to write meta i would but i don’t so i’ll just say

to be honest, the trope of the creation of one’s own worst enemy is one of my favorites and it has been the major theme of the entirety of teen wolf so far. peter hale…

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wanderersandaliens:

mygayshoes:

brendonboydburie:

only 100 in 5 weeks

man her game is weak

That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.

That’s 2.8 episodes a day.

I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.

*tumblr collectively laughs*

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the truth has been revealed

psychadelicia:

the truth has been revealed

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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

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gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.


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