can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
"You Are My Sunshine" is either the sweetest fluffiest song or the saddest damn thing based on the context
so we did a secret santa at work today and my 49-year-old child of a boss made me this, a picture of the impala on a metal frame and i was like wat
and there was an envelope attached to it which contained
these f*cking magnets that she made so you can create lil scenes next to the impala bUT THAT’S NOT ALL
SHE INCLUDED COSTUMES YOU CAN PUT ON THEM
AND PROPS LIKE GUNS AND SALT AND HOLY WATER AND EVEN AN EMF THINGY
SHE EVEN MADE BEER AND BURGERS AND FRIES
MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS
Dear people attending the Sherlock premiere in 3 days,
first off, Congratulations. secondly,
PLEASE NO SPOILERS. PUT IT IN A READ MORE PLEASE. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON’T MAKE A BIG POST ABOUT HOW SHERLOCK DID IT OR HOW JOHN FEELS OR WHATEVER THAT PEOPLE MIGHT SEE UNINTENTIONALLY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
Not everyone dreams of making it in Rosewood, Mom. Some people dream of making it out.
#the greatest emily line tbh #this first hint of all the suppressed anger and bitterness inside of her #and how her character growth is all about it coming to a boil and her not fucking apologizing for it or ever being shamed because of it #shay’s furious sarcastic line delivery of ‘we have no power who cares what we think’ will live on in my heart #emily could choose defeat or despair as her primary mode of functioning in life and that would be justified lbr#but instead she chooses rage #and it’s literally perfect #i’m the weakest link#and the weakest link wants some payback (via glitterandgrit)
"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy