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Text 21 Sep 200,365 notes


today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school district”

Text 21 Sep 71,453 notes



i hate when girls wear high waisted shit to hide their gut but it just makes it look like they have a gut and a fupa. who ya foolin except urself

Bitch high waisted pants make your waist look FAB and your ass look even better you can leave you basic ass bitch have fun with ya mid rise bootcut old navy clearance rack jeans hoe

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Text 21 Sep 11,137 notes


when you fail a test you thought you were ready for


Text 21 Sep 587,796 notes


nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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Text 21 Sep 161,472 notes


eating something and then realizing its expired


Text 21 Sep 18,809 notes


If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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